


I took some pictures around the yard to show you what I'm so happy about. I think I showed you pictures of these three particular trees in an earlier article about the ice storm in March.
This reminds me of a joke from a friend named Dave who used to work with me at Troy High School. It's called "Pearly Gates" and goes like this:
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him.
So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"
"Oh those . . Satan groaned. "They're all from OHIO, They're still too cold and wet to burn."
Now I'm sure the Chamber of Commerce wouldn't see any humor in that, but we Ohioans know of what the devil was speaking.
Anyway, just one more thing. We've


To paraphrase Henry David Thoreau -
“One attraction in coming to retirement is that I should have leisure and opportunity to see the spring come in.”
Hooah
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